It was gonna be Kingicent. But it needed the monocle. So now it’s Pringler.
DAT STACHE
SAM I THINK THIS IS US
Cannibalism
- Samantha M.: Samantha MMMMMM
- shimmey1001: SAMANTHA mmmmm
- shimmey1001: omg that
- shimmey1001: sounds cannibalistic?!
- shimmey1001: anyways.
- Samantha M.: HAHAHA
- Samantha M.: well we are delicious.
- shimmey1001: FUCK
- Samantha M.: yes
- Samantha M.: i love hitler
- Samantha M.: i mean, what
- shimmey1001: no its ok
- shimmey1001: i love hitler too
- Samantha M.: i hate boyz
- Samantha M.: boyz r dum
- shimmey1001: girlz arent dat great either
- Samantha M.: i'm sorry. it's true.
- Samantha M.: we all suck.
- Samantha M.: asexualz 4lyfe
- shimmey1001: ya
- shimmey1001: we're the world.
- shimmey1001: very good then.
- Samantha M.: WE ARE THE WORLD
- Samantha M.: WE ARE THE CHILDREN
- Samantha M.: WE ARE THE ONES WHO MAKE A BRIGHTER DAY
- Samantha M.: SO
- Samantha M.: LET'S
- Samantha M.: START
- Samantha M.: GIVING
- shimmey1001: FUCK
- Samantha M.: but that is seriously the lamest carousel ever
- Samantha M.: they're all fucking deer
- shimmey1001: lkdjaoweijskjaowe
- Samantha M.: who the fuck wants to ride deer
- shimmey1001: ...snape.
Food paradox
- shimmey1001: do you know how hard it is
- shimmey1001: to get a 3 year old
- shimmey1001: to eat
- Samantha M.: i'm sure it is very difficult
- Samantha M.: as a small child i never liked eating. HOW FOOLISH OF ME.
- shimmey1001: RIGHT
- shimmey1001: GPOY
- shimmey1001: when i was little
- shimmey1001: i was always skinny
- shimmey1001: and sickly
- shimmey1001: cuz i never ate
- shimmey1001: somewhere down the line
- shimmey1001: i realized
- shimmey1001: that food is delicious
- shimmey1001: and i now only want to eat
- shimmey1001: all the time
- Samantha M.: yup.
Realization
- shimmey1001: shes so
- shimmey1001: oooold
- Samantha M.: which means....WE'RE OLD
- shimmey1001: sob
- shimmey1001: god im a sophomore
- shimmey1001: in college
- shimmey1001: shit im in college
- shimmey1001: ahhh
- Samantha M.: SHIT ME TOO
- Samantha M.: OH MY GOD
- Samantha M.: I'M IN A DORM ROOM
- shimmey1001: OH GOD SAM
- shimmey1001: YOURE LIVING ON YOUR OWN
- shimmey1001: WE'RE SO OLD
- Samantha M.: OH MY JESUS CHRIST
- Samantha M.: I DID MY OWN LAUNDRY TODAY HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Narcissim
- shimmey1001: youre awesome
- Samantha M.: thank you, but you're only just saying that because you are me
- shimmey1001: lskdhaowiehlsdkhwe
- shimmey1001: well
- shimmey1001: we are
- shimmey1001: pretty awesome
History is sexy
- Samantha M.: i said i would do Julius Caesar
- Samantha M.: then i said VENI
- Samantha M.: veni means "i came" in latin
- shimmey1001: whats veni-
- shimmey1001: LKSADHOIWHELKSDHAOWIE
- Samantha M.: IT'S A JULIUS CAESAR QUOTE
- Samantha M.: HE SAID 'VENI, VIDI, VICI'
- Samantha M.: WHICH MEANS 'I CAME, I SAW, I CONQUERED'
Bread and religion
- shimmey1001: whoa whoa wait
- shimmey1001: hawaiian bread
- shimmey1001: communion
- shimmey1001: wtf
- shimmey1001: what religion
- shimmey1001: how can i
- shimmey1001: join
- shimmey1001: i mean..
- Samantha M.: lololol
- Samantha M.: methodism
- Samantha M.: protestant christianity
- shimmey1001: ahh mmkay
- shimmey1001: might be worth it to convert
- shimmey1001: for that bread
History
- shimmey1001: i think you just think
- shimmey1001: history
- shimmey1001: is sexy
- Samantha M.: lololololol
- Samantha M.: only some parts
- Samantha M.: like Churchill's hecka gross
- Samantha M.: Hitler, god, i think he's a gay
- shimmey1001: slkdhaowieh
- Samantha M.: but FDR. man.
- shimmey1001: http://thatocsam.tumblr.com/post/6529238380
- Samantha M.: OH MY GOD DUDE FDR'S HELLA HOT
- shimmey1001: sldkahwe
- Samantha M.: WHAT A FUCKING PIMP WITH HIS FUCKIN CAT DADDY WHEELCHAIR AND SHIT
- Samantha M.: LONG ASS CIGAR
- Samantha M.: NIGGA PULLS HELLA BITCHES
- Samantha M.: HE CAN'T EVEN WALK
[20:34] shimmey1001: we could get married
[20:34] shimmey1001: youre a narcissist anyways
[20:34] Samantha M.: oh yeah huh
[20:34] Samantha M.: i love me
[20:35] shimmey1001: oh god, me is awesome, right?
[20:36] Samantha M.: ikr
